Goldstone probably won't feel the Eurovision love

As soon as this starts I get the vision of three aggressive-sounding girls brandishing hair straighteners and wearing shiny black leather and not exactly encouraging lads to snuggle up to them on a Sunday morning in pink candlewick.

This is Goldstone's entry in the UK You Decide competition

Moderately catchy 'I feel the love' bit against a manic electronic background but then we get a 'Clap your hands' bit which is plain tedious and from the 80s.

They may be talented and lovely girls but this has no chance of winning Eurovision and I can't see it getting that many votes amongst Brits either.

Strangely, the song played a little earlier on Ken Bruce's Radio 2 programme when this was first released this morning had lyrics which could have been associated with another entry by a good-looking bloke - Astronaut - and I had been recording that. I'd even started to review it and reckoned it would do pretty well!